he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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