This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my being single is dangerous.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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