please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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