That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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