I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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