were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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