I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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