okay pat passed out under dana's car
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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