just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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