you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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