After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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