I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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