therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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