Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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