Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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