he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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