Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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