she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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