Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
