bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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