sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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