around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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