Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize