Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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