The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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