So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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