Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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