laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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