I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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