I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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