apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i dont even know how to be here
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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