i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
