How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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