i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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