ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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