You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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