White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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