Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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