i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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