pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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