Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
why didn't you poke me back
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it hurts more in the daytime
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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