Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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