see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
