In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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