i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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