I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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