Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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