his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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