There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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