Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
