at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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