And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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