the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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