...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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