There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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