are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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